Wife: Darling, do I come in your dreams?
Husband: No. I always read Hanuman Chalisa before going to bed!

Man (Crying in a Ram Mandir): Oh Ram, I have lost my wife. Please help me find her.
Lord Ram: Who am I to help you? Please connect with Mr.Hanuman he is the one who helped me find my wife!

After killing Ravan
Hanuman: Oh mighty Ram we need to take Ravan's death body to Delhi.
Ram: Why?
Hanuman: Kejriwal might ask for proof again!

An innocent kid praying to Hanuman on a hot day in summer vacations
Dear Hanumanji, the time has finally come when you can retry swallowing the Sun again.

No matter how much Mountain Dew you drink; when in trouble everyone remembers Hanuman & Hanuman Chalisa!

A newly wed couple
Wife (lovingly): What did you feel when you saw my face for the first time?
Husband: By God's grace luckly I was knowing Hanuman Chalisa :)

Babaji: Hanuman is considered to be the smartest of all Gods...
A Married Man (before babji finishes): because he stayed away from women and more over he was smart enough not to get married!